Welcome All Narcissistic Personalities

[serpentcross]

I wasn't being narcissistic, just merely stating humble facts.

FACT - I know the last digit of Pi

Another Fact - the last digit of Pi knows me and how gorgeous I am.
Of course I don't know the last digit of Pi 'cause I'm too wonderful to give a damn about it

 

[KungFuDude]

Link doesn't work.

I never gave it my blessing.

Link doesn't work for you because I don't want you to see the image. Only people in my realm are worthy to see Shirley. That's why I posted it.

I taught both of you this power.

There are lots of images I never show to anybody. Including all the sparkling clear shots of Big Foot and the Loch Ness *******.

 

[KungFuDude]

Another Fact - the last digit of Pi knows me and how gorgeous I am.
Of course I don't know the last digit of Pi 'cause I'm too wonderful to give a damn about it

You don't know it, because you're not THE supreme being!

 

[AFA]

I vividly recall seeing that tattoo. It looked exactly like this:

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Nice tattoo. It Shirley looks familiar.

 

[belfastsixpack]

AFA, I've been meaning to remind you; you're tribute to me for allowing you to keep this site up and running is long overdue. In fact, I don't think I've received it once. This needs to change.

 

[bodie54]

As a master of the black arts I have made voodoo dolls of all of you.
Should you displease me, I will see to it that the same pestilence that fell upon NinaMercedezFan also falls upon you....

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=146245

 

[Pathogen]

:: checks thread ::

Wow, I missed all the fun stuff.

 

[KungFuDude]

As a master of the black arts I have made voodoo dolls of all of you.
Should you displease me, I will see to it that the same pestilence that fell upon NinaMercedezFan also falls upon you....

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=146245

My kung fu is so strong, I can make Chuck Norris cry.

 

[bodie54]

Kung[/URL][/B]FuDude, post: 1882637, member: 23398"]My Kung fu is so strong, I can make Chuck Norris cry.

Well then game over for me.
There simply isn't a higher attainment than that..... :bowdown:

 

[senob44]

My kung fu is so strong, I can make Chuck Norris cry.

I'll do you one better....

My odor is so strong, it made Chuck Norris cry.
It even made a zookeeper cry. And zookeepers know stink!

And in fact, I am so worthy on the board's adoration that a new smiley has been made in my honor:

 

[Becks...poamr]

I'm such a goddess I didn't have to post on this thread until now.

 

[DrMotorcity]

I write the songs that Barry Manilow sings.



NO! NO, WAIT A MINUTE!! WAIT A MINUTE!! wAIT A mINUTE—i—i DI—





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EDITED by a Moderator to be named Later: "I Write the Songs" was actually written by Bruce Johnston, not Barry Manilow, and you would think that this fraud surely would have enough sense to know that by now.
:ban:

 

[KungFuDude]

Even though I'm perfect, it took me three readings, (one of them out loud), before I understood any of that Doc.


Hey did you hear about the narcissistic couple?

She said: Tight, isn't it?
He said: No, just full.

 

[titsrock]

I think I've gained a few pounds over the holiday season. Anybody have any ideas on how to lose weight? Something that didn't involve sweating, of course. I **** it when I sweat. Also, I still have to be able to eat my favorite French pastries. I'm not giving those up. Someone help?

 

[D-rock]

I think I've gained a few pounds over the holiday season. Anybody have any ideas on how to lose weight? Something that didn't involve sweating, of course. I **** it when I sweat. Also, I still have to be able to eat my favorite French pastries. I'm not giving those up. Someone help?

Hmmm...Well, there is a way, but it involves either a ***** or a cheese grater.


I heard that when Tom Brady is with Gisele he is really thinking about me.

 

[titsrock]

Hmmm...Well, there is a way, but it involves either a ***** or a cheese grater.


I heard that when Tom Brady is with Gisele he is really thinking about me.

You can have your silly little mancrush for Tom Brady. I'm sure you two will make a fine couple. I think that's what you meant. Sigh. I'm too tired to go back and re-read what you said. Whatever you said, it's not going to help me look fab and drop these few pounds. I have this big party to go to soon. Nobody here is going to go to it. Only I got the invite. I can't find it at the moment...but it's lying around here someplace, I assure you...

Now...HELP ME!

 

[DrMotorcity]

Like wild fire this rumor has spread throughout the internet—much unlike that of the way Kelly Fire spreads for the Edgar Allan Poe-guy—yet, I believe that irreparable damage to a reputation may have already been done!

Rumor has it that Kung Fu Dude once stood a well up next to a mountain, and then chopped it down with the edge of his hand! Chopped down what—the well or the mountain?

Please explain.


I'm not even going to ask which hand he used.

 

[bodie54]

You missed the point, Doc (though entertainingly so LOL)

Whether well or mountain or even invisible sheep is immaterial. What matters is that he picked up all the pieces (symbolic of all of creation) and made an island (Earth), which later became the domain of Mr Rourke and Tatoo.

 

[DrMotorcity]

Whether well or mountain or even invisible sheep is immaterial. What matters is that he picked up all the pieces (symbolic of all of creation) and made an island (Earth), which later became the domain of Mr. Rourke and Tatoo.

Back in the sixties, Bodie, we'd say your post was, like, heavy, man..., especially for a dreary and damp July afternoon like today, and with our team twelve games out of first place and our star left fielder demanding to be traded to a contender before the All-Star break... man.

...which later became the domain of Mr. Rourke and Tatoo.

Is this them?

Them (no, not the Them associated with Van Morrison)

 

[bodie54]

Back in the sixties, Bodie, we'd say your post was, like, heavy, man...especially for a dreary and damp July afternoon like today, and with our team twelve games out of first place and our star left fielder demanding to be traded to a contender before the All-Star break... man.

Hey it's only July. Take heart. You've still got Don Demeter, Al Kaline, Mickey Lolich, Norm Cash, and Bill Monbouquette (ok forget Bill he sucks); so you're not our of it yet.

Is this them?

:eek: Good god no, man. Those two dullards never granted a fantasy in their lives, except indirectly through ***** induction!