Coronavirus

[Luxman]

Tips to stay safe during the coronavirus pandemic

 

[xfire]

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Stay inside and suck on some tig ol' bitties... evathing gonna be awright...

https://i.pixxxels.cc/C1z1s5S5/bdsmlr-9657324-g-***-JV4-Vk-J.gif

 

[Rane1071]

Thought this was a great analogy.

 

[Torre82]

https://imgur.com/G6AXdnF

https://i.imgur.com/G6AXdnF.gifv

What sound effect did your mind use when the spike happened?
I have suggestions: The THX intro.
Record-scratch-cuz-someone-said-something-politically-incorrect, then a car crash, then screams.wav
Toilet flushing
tree cracking as it falls over, then a 'fwooshbam'

 

[Torre82]

This is relevant to Americans.
Any other countries trying really hard to put their currency above the value of health?

 

[mentator75]

who's laughing at us recluses now ? 😷

 

[Pornfan99]

Uh .. looks like 6 feet separation should be a multiple of that.. Try 27 feet!

https://www.theladders.com/career-a...tm_source=member&utm_term=dnl-4-4-20-eharmony

 

[DrakeM]

It is now day, uh, day... I dunno anymore of the lockdown and my wife has lost her job, permanently, not a layoff. I still need a haircut but most importantly, the province of Ontario has just decided that pot stores are no longer an essential service (https://globalnews.ca/news/6775409/coronavirus-ontario-pot-shops-non-essential/) and will be closed for two weeks. Where will people get weed now? If only there was some sort of black market for *****... At least the ******* stores will still be open - thank you alcoholics who can't go a day without a ***** without potential medical side effects.

 

[Torre82]

Youre welcome. *glug glug*
******* is in the DNA. Weed isnt.
Yet.
Keep toking, you can rewrite the genome.

 

[Luxman]

SPECIAL REPORT: China's deadly coronavirus cover-up

Fareed Zakaria: The US has abandoned this crucial role

Possible Source of the Coronavirus

 

[maildude]

A Malayan tiger at the Bronx *** has tested positive for COVID19.
HERE

 

[Pornfan99]

Holy effing ****:

https://www.boston.com/news/national-news-2/2020/04/05/coronavirus-stories-nursing-home-texas

 

[Rane1071]

 

[meesterperfect]

There is talk that 5G is causing this. I don't know but this guy makes a pretty good case. Everyone should check into this. And it does seem to me that a virus which is supposedly not very contagious is spreading so much, especially considered how many people are staying home.

Watch if you wish

https://www.facebook.com/jessie.johndodi/videos/2895268227259417/

 

[meesterperfect]

I said early on that if they come out with a vaccine with a chip in it that this thing was deliberate.

 

[afterlights]

I'll watch the video next. Hopefully, there's some good science in its 30+ minutes.

The information available in the U.S. is often speculative and coming from questionable sources and conclusions. Typical corporatism here selling the "next big thing ya gotta have." Are news sources in Europe and abroad reputable?

Offhand, though, I'm not quite convinced they're connected, but maybe separate conditions that take advantage of a compromised body. Like people who are already at risk from another disease, like COPD or pneumonia, and then being bombarded with microwaves.

 

[John_8581]

There is a report on the radio and in print saying that a tiger in the Bronx *** has tested positive for the Coronavirus.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52177586

 

[Rey C.]

It is now day, uh, day... I dunno anymore of the lockdown and my wife has lost her job, permanently, not a layoff. I still need a haircut but most importantly, the province of Ontario has just decided that pot stores are no longer an essential service (https://globalnews.ca/news/6775409/coronavirus-ontario-pot-shops-non-essential/) and will be closed for two weeks. Where will people get weed now? If only there was some sort of black market for *****... At least the ******* stores will still be open - thank you alcoholics who can't go a day without a ***** without potential medical side effects.

Sorry to hear that, DrakeM. Hopefully Canada has similar (or better) unemployment and other benefits that are being rolled out here.

Here's a newsflash from one of the most retarded places in the U.S. (if not the world): from a relative who lives in SoCal, I heard that L.A. is having government workers go down to skidrow and draw lines on the sidewalks, so that the homeless people will know where to put their cardboard box houses... ya know, so that they can stay 6 feet apart. :suicide:

 

[maildude]

There is a report on the radio and in print saying that a tiger in the Bronx *** has tested positive for the Coronavirus.

View attachment 764772
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52177586

I already posted about this but yours is better because it has a tiger in it.