>>> Adam landed himself in the hospital.. guess how and win 100 credits!

[Petra]

So, Adam has landed himself in the hospital. Don't worry, he's not dying. Yet.

However, I think it would be loads of fun if we played a guessing game as to how he's become a hospital resident.

The best guess (not necessarily the closest) wins 100 credits.

I'll keep this open until sometime next week.

 

[sean miguel]

He was on vacation in the islands and someone dared him to walk over hot coals. Well he had a few and to up the ante, he decided to break dance over hot coals instead.

Hope he's ok.

 

[Supafly]

He tried to impress a girl and started his Kung-fu routine, which resulted in him wiping himself out and breaking a leg

 

[Jack Davenport]

Carpal tunnel surgery, excessive ban finger use.

And now we wait...

 

[xfire]

Fell off his bicycle.

 

[georges]

skateboard accident

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Kidney Stones

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Masturbating incident after he came back from all you can eat buffet.

 

[Scancunt42]

he accidentally hit himself in the eye

 

[CrimsonBolt]

He tried to fuck a dog, the dog eat his

 

[dpantski]

He tried to collect that $0.19, you beat him up.

Get well soon Adam!

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Pneumonia, thank God, because I thought he was blowing off my "please retitle this thread McConaughey is fucking his Lincoln" as the goon-brained murmurings of a pathological porn-consuming masturbator. So yeah, like, whatever. But still.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I’d tell him to get well soon but I want him to have to be subjected to having to use a bed pan for a few more days.
Hahahahaha

 

[John_8581]

Well let's see ...

 

[Torre82]

His script broke and the programmers have to find out where the error occurred and patch it back up to a usable status?
Bird flu?
******* poisoning?

 

[DrakeM]

Brain transplant? Face transplant? Some kind of transplant? Were multiple species involved?

 

[Harpsman]

Carpet burns?

 

[Bluejaye]

Is Adam about to be featured in the latest episode of "he put what, up where"?

 

[Monder]

Getting tonsils out.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Well.. here's a hint: I lived.

But it was a thing.